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Dear Mr. Bush

So, earlier today I wound up with the misfortune of reading this bit of stupidity. So, being the jerk I am, I decided to write a similar letter in utter mockery of this walking punchline and send it to him (I haven't gotten a reply yet):

Dear Mr. Bush,

I am a 20yr old socialist twerp from The People's Republic of California that doesn't know anything other than what I mindlessly parrot from The Daily Show and from Democratic Underground. I really don't know much outside of what my liberal, gentrified college campus has indoctrinated me with, but I do know that I hate you and that I am against you being president. It's super-trendy, especially on a California college campus, to be anti-Bush - so in an effort to look cool in front of my peers, I jumped on the Bush-hating bandwagon and make it a point to engage in rhetoric-filled nonsensical missives that show everyone who's watching just how righteous my indignation is! I hate anything even remotely right-wing for the sole reason that it is right-wing, and I inundate my life only with things that reaffirm this prejudice.

I do not, and will not ever think twice about this Mr. Bush. I am a liberal. My dogma and my fundamentalism cannot and will not be shaken. The public opinion is on my side, and if the public agrees with it, it MUST be right. I am a part of the mob, and everybody knows that might makes right. I will blindly follow them wherever they go and on whatever they do because, like them, I cannot be bothered to think for myself. The only thing I know is how to be offended - how to have a visceral emotional reaction to something without giving it any thought. I spend my days and my life being offended - at something, at anything - because I do not know how to be happy. I do not know how to enjoy life. Therefore, I make it a point to be actively looking for reasons to be offended so that I can fill my days with my aforementioned righteous indignation. I won't actually do anything about anything, mind you - but I will whine and moan and complain constantly, preaching to my own choir in a desperate and somewhat pathetic attempt to gain the approval of and a pat on the head from my peers.

Your lies and the lies of your Republican cronies will never be swallowed by me. I will purposefully refuse to listen or read to anything that is on Fox News, KVI, or anything with even the slightest indication of anything but a complete liberal slant - because regardless of whether it's factually correct, if it's in any way favorable to you, it's wrong. It's just another part of the vast right-wing conspiracy. Do you hear me Mr. President? If it's right, it's wrong. No matter what. And I would rather remain ignorant and naive than have to consider anything that conflicts with what I already believe. I will not let things like fact or logic get in my way. Fact and logic are tools of your conspirators. I reject them, just as I reject you. You are the enemy Mr. Bush. You are the anti-Christ. I hate you. I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!

Sincerely,

Generic Faceless Left-Wing Doofus

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What Bugs Me About Gay Activists

You're not allowed to disagree with them. At all. On anything. Ever.

I have no problem with homosexuality. The thought of homosexuality doesn't sicken or revolt me. I consider it no different than heterosexuality. It's all just attraction - and they can't help who they're attracted to any more than I can. I think that homosexuality is genetic, or at the very least it's biological. In fairness, the jury IS still out on that - but you'd be a fool to ignore all the science that lends to a biological conclusion. I think that any person should be allowed to love and be with the person they love - so much so that I'm even OK with legalizing polygamous and incestuous relationships. Whatever floats your boat, right?

I am for gay marriage. Or, at the very least, I'm not against gay marriage (frankly, I don't care one way or the other. Let 'em get married, don't let 'em get married - either way it doesn't affect me in the least). I am OK with gays adopting children. I am OK with working with gays, going to the same school as gays, living in the same neighborhood with gays, so on and so for. I am NOT OK with "Gay Only" establishments (I think it's a hypocritical, discriminatory double standard). I am NOT OK with some of the methods and means by which gay activists seek to achieve their goals. And I am especially NOT OK with the constant "Oh woe is me!" bitching and whining the gay community does.

Yes, they're getting slighted in a lot of ways - but good god man, these people NEVER shut up. I understand and sympathize with your plight, but watching you people constantly play the martyr in as loud and as shrill a voice as possible gets old.

Somehow that makes me a bigot and a homophobe.

Additionally, being against anything that they're for also makes you a bigot and a homophobe. Remember back in February, the antics of the gay community in response to a
Washington State court decision regarding the definition of marriage? I was against this little political stunt. I think it's a waste of taxpayer money, I think it's an unnecessary burden on the legislative process, and I think it's especially hypocritical in Washington where the people are always complaining about the similar antics of Tim Eyman. Yes, I think the Washington Courts were wrong - but their wrongful action does not justify what the gay community did in response. Apparently, thinking and saying this makes me a bigot and a homophobe.

You're not even allowed to use non-approved terminology without them throwing a hissy fit. Recently I used the term "the lesbo couple next door". I meant nothing by it - but yet, I'm apparently a bigot and a homophobe merely for using words that aren't approved of by the gay community. I wonder, by the way, how many gay activists took offense at the episode of Scrubs where the straight, white male told all the "old queens" to "get outta here!" Hmm.

Now... take a moment. Consider the absurdity of this. They chastise me - A SUPPORTER OF GAY RIGHTS - someone that's AGREES that homosexuals are getting a pretty raw deal on this marriage issue - simply because I disagree with the way homosexuals are going about furthering their goals, simply because I use a colloquialism like "lesbos", simply because I'm against political stunts and media circuses meant to further gay rights (or at least "promote awareness"). Does that make ANY sense?

I think that the reality is that most heterosexuals are a lot like me - they don't really give a rip and are quite happy to leave the gays alone to do whatever the heck they want. But I suspect that gay activists are SO angry and SO militant that their judgment gets completely clouded and they simply tune out anything that isn't complete and utter agreement with them and dismiss it as bigotry. As a result, they sound irrational and overly emotional - and I think this is going to be to their detriment for a very long time.

The problem with it is, it's basically the equivalent of a temper tantrum. In an online debate of this subject, some girl stated that "[she] will scream at the top of [her] lungs!". Yea, you know what? I admire her passion, but as I said to her:

“All you do when you scream is put people off. You put them on the defensive and they don't even hear what you have to say - all they hear is a loud, irrational temper tantrum. And that's the problem with the gay rights movement. They keep burning their own bridges because ALL THEY DO is throw whiny temper tantrums.

And the worst part, the WORST PART is: they don't even HAVE to. They have ALL THE STRENGTH OF REASON on their side! Their side is the one that MAKES SENSE. They are right, and all the anti-gay bigots out there are wrong! But nobody cares. Nobody listens to them, because all the gay community ever does is scream at people.

Can you really blame anyone for not listening? It's that kind of petulance, it's people like [these gay rights activists], it's the whiny crybabyism of the gay rights movement that's doing the most harm to gays. It's as simple as that.”

And I have to admit - despite my position on gay marriage, even I'M a little put off after having this debate. If I were a more petty person, I'd vote against gay marriage just to spite them for how immature and obnoxious they've been towards me and for repeatedly insinuating (if not outright stating) that I'm a bigot or a homophobe simply because I don't march in lockstep with everything they say and do. Why should I support you when all you do is scream at me over the smallest degree of dissent?

But I guess that's my point, isn't it. If the behavior of all gay activists is anything like I've seen in the last 24 hours (and I think it is, or at least the media, my old college campus, and having lived in Seattle has led me to believe it is), all they're going to do is further polarize those who are already against them, and tick of the people like me who aren't. The point is, if they use force, they're just going to put people on defensive. If they scream at people at the top of their lungs, the people aren't going to hear what they're saying - they're just going to hear a shrill angry whiny person. And if they try and circumvent people with political stunts and media circuses, they're only going to build resentment.

The gay-rights activists don't have to resort to name-calling and publicity stunts because they have the truth on their side. Why they won't simply USE it is beyond me. And why they insist on attacking and demonizing people who ARE ON THEIR SIDE is beyond me as well.

But hey, what do I know. I'm just some homophobic bigot because I don't agree with certain aspects of the gay rights movement.

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ZOMG GLOBAL WARMING!

 I'm just going to come right out and say it... I hate environmentalists. I mean, I really really really REALLY loathe them. And I especially can't stand those that blather on and on and on and ON about global warming. Screw global warming. I would die a happy man if I never had to hear anyone talk about that subject ever again.

OK, look - I don't deny the science behind global warming. I don't deny that human existence and our industrial society have an effect on the environment that negatively affects it (I don't CARE about it, mind you, but I won't pretend that it doesn't exist). But that's not what global warming REALLY is. What global warming REALLY is, is a bunch of shrill left-wingers with a bad case of paranoia screaming about the end of the world. I swear to your god, I picture every one of them wearing a sandwich board, standing on the hood of their car, ringing a loud bell.

[southern televangelist voice:] "THE END IS NEAR, MY CHILDREN! UNLESS YOU EEEEND YO SINFUL WAAAAAYS, THE ALMIGHTY DAMNATION THAT IS GLLLOOOOOOBAL WARRRRMING WILL SWWWAAAAALLOW YOU WHOLE! SEPARATE YO CANS AND BOTTLES, OR FEEL THE FUUUUUUUURY OF THE GLOBAL WARMING! TOSS AWAAAY THAT SINFUL CAR OF YOURS AND DRIIIIIVE A HYBRID, ELSE THE GLOBAL WARMING WILL CAAAAAAST YOU DOWN! DOWN INTO THE SWEEELTERING HEAT THAT MELTS OUR ICE CAPS AND RIIIIIIPS APART OUR OZONE! LORDY! CAN I GET AN AMEN PEOPLE?! CAN I GET AN AAAAAAAAMEN?!!"

I swear... when people start blathering to me about global warming, I have to actively restrain myself from punching them in the face. Oh, how sweet that would be...

"The sky is falling! The sky is fal.." *POW* as my right hook connects with their jaw.

sigh. If only.

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Free Will vs. Freedom

A lot of people confuse Free Will and Freedom. Free will is simply the ability to choose your own destiny. FreeDOM, on the other hand, is the individual, autonomous ability to act unhindered by force or fraud by others (which, by implication, means that I am equally restricted from imposing force or fraud on the actions of another). I can see how that might be mystifying to most liberals, what with them living in the land of smoking bans and seatbelt laws and mandatory recycling programs and mandates on pharmacists and so forth - but, to illustrate... crap like that, that's freeDOM-depriving as opposed to free WILL depriving. (However, what voters choose to do with in state is their right - under federalist principles... which, ironically, liberals tend to hate.)

To get back to the point though, neither the definitions of free will nor freedom have anything to do with personal responsibility. Personal responsibility means only you are accountable for yourself and your own actions. For instance, someone who believes in personal responsibility is necessarily against social welfare and free public health care - why? Because your life and your livelihood are your OWN personal responsibility and not anyone else’s. Think of a Wall Street player who loses his shirt. Terrible thing, but he made his own choices - he acted freely - regarding his investments, and therefore he has nobody to blame but himself for his predicament. That's personal responsibility. Even if you're stuck in a crummy situation that you didn't cause - say you grew up a minority in Poortown - again, your life is your problem and not anybody else's.

However, in this day and age (especially in the more left-leaning areas), the term "personal responsibility" is often and erroneously equated with "social responsibility" (or "social conscience" or "affirmative duty to others"). Personal responsibility is not the same thing as social responsibility. In fact, there really isn't such a thing as "social responsibility" (hence, I suspect, why leftist spin doctors try to equate it with personal responsibility) since man has an inalienable right to his life, liberty, and property. "Social responsibility" means that man does NOT have rights to his life, liberty, and property - rather that he is indebted to (eg. "responsible for") society simply because he exists in it. This is similar to the Judeo-Christian notion of Original Sin. Original Sin, simply put, means that existence itself is sinful and must be repented for. Which is, of course, absurd on its face - because we are not slaves. We are not born into bondage to our society, but rather, with free will and freedom to act (or, at least, the very convincing appearance of it).

You know, there's an example I love to give when I'm talking about this subject that people just find abhorrent. Imagine a kid drowning in a lake. I walk by, I'm a strong swimmer, I've got no place to be, I could easily go out and help him - but I choose not to, and the kid dies. What can I say? I just didn't feel like getting wet. Most people find this notion to be unfathomable. They cannot possibly conceive of someone who would refuse to jump in a lake to save a drowning child. They're quick to label him an jerk and make it a point to tell everyone around them why they should hate him. But what exactly is the wrong here? Do I owe that kid an affirmative duty to help simply because he's in need and I have the ability? The answer, much to the majority's chagrin, is no. The fact of the matter is, that drowning child is NOT my responsibility. My freedom means that I am free from the obligation to help that drowning child if I choose not to. Maybe it would make me an jerk (in fact, it almost certainly WOULD make me an jerk), maybe it would make damn near everyone hate me - but how the mob reacts to something has no bearing on whether or not it is wrongful, or whether or not I owe a duty or a responsibility (personal, social, moral, or otherwise) to it.

Buuuuut, of course, a lot of folks don't like to actually THINK about what personal responsibility actually IS, rather they simply entertain these fluffy, altruistic, nonsensical notions of a world where everyone is essentially a Care Bear. So, they blather on about stuff like "personal responsibility" despite the fact that what they're advocating is the exact opposite of personal responsibility, in (what I suspect is) an attempt to make people feel guilty for the "sin" of existing and make them amenable to being a willing slave to their "social responsibilities."

I'm not saying it's bad to help people. I'm not saying we shouldn't help people. All I'm saying is that freedom means that whether we want to help people or not is a CHOICE, not an obligation. I'm saying that we don't owe a duty to provide for neighbors, strangers, society, god, country, world, mother earth, future generations, etc etc. I'm saying that personal responsibility means taking care of yourself, not taking care of everyone else. If I choose not to recycle, if I choose not to give to the poor, if I choose not to volunteer for charity, if I choose not to fight in a war, if I choose not to limit my resource consumption, if I choose NOT to help that drowning kid - it's all a perfectly legitimate exercise of my freedom, and it is in no way a breach of any personal responsibility that I have or assented to having.

And, of course, this necessarily begs the next question: since I'm under no obligation to help, or even care about others (be it neighbors, strangers, society, god, country, world, mother earth, future generations, whatever) - why should I?

A lot of people use fear tactics in response to that one. "You should help because one day you might be in a spot where you need help yourself! OOoooOOOoo! BEWARE!" But, that's bogus - because even if that DID happen, we're back to personal responsibility. Another of their favorites is "Because it makes you feel good." Aside from that being a subjective notion at best, so does a cigarette - and having a smoke takes a lot less effort than jumping into a lake. Another of their favorites is that it's "cumulatively beneficial in the long run." You usually hear this one in terms of "if education/health care/whatever is freely available, society as a whole will benefit from having educated/healthy/whatever workers." Of course, this is a specious argument and its very easy to imagine how this is not the case when you consider it on the level of the individual beneficiaries (ask yourself how the asthmatic accounts payable manager with his degree in psychology in his 6th year at a random retailer will EVER benefit society at large from having been educated and provided health care at the expense of others (yes, this is a real person I know that I'm describing). He doesn't. You could put a bullet in his head and society at large wouldn't skip a beat. And there are a lot more generic routine worker bees who live out their pointless little life and then die, than world-altering folks.)

So, the answer to the question “why should I” is: "Because I want to." And if you don't want to, then you SHOULDN'T help or care about others. That's the true joy of freedom that most people don't realize: It's UP TO YOU. You're an individual, and you have the autonomy and ability to do what you want to do, when you want to do it, however you want to do it - free from force or fraud by others, be it people or the government, so long as you extend that same right to everyone else. Of course, if certain factions in America had their way, it WOULDN'T be up to you - but lets hope that at least a handful of people continue to have brains enough to identify those kinds of people and beat the intellectual crap out of them as often and as publicly as possible.
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My Non-Spirituality

A lot of people ask me what my spiritual beliefs are. What are they, why are they - where exactly do I stand? Questions like this usually bug me (same with questions about which political camp I'm in...), but I figure, what the heck. So to sate your curiosity, here's where I stand:

I am... nothing. I'm simply non-religious. I don't know, so I don't pretend like I do.

I'm not an atheist because I don't take the position that there ISN'T a higher power. I'm not a theist/deist because I don't agree with their positions that there IS a higher power. I'm certainly not some lazy, apathetic agnostic because I deny the notion that metaphysical questions are beyond our ability to figure out. But I'm not a nihilist either, because I deny the notion that human existence is without meaning, purpose, and discoverable truth. Now, you can start sub-classifying all you want, but all you're doing at that point is making up niches to neatly fit yourself (or your opponents) into.

I'm not even merely non-religious... I'd go so far as to warrant saying that I'm all together non-spiritual, because (as I often point out), I actively deny and condemn the use of faith as a means of knowledge. The issue of religion/spirituality as "atheist, deist, agnostic," whatever isn't the determining factor - it's a question of "faithful or not faithful." That's why I often refer to atheists as no different than Judeo-Christians. Both are making empty, baseless claims about the nature of the metaphysical and the supernatural, and their ONLY justification for it is that they believe it to be true. AKA faith.

Look at the name of this blog. “There is no such thing as gray.” I approach things as right/wrong, real/unreal, black/white, A/~A. To categorize something as one or the other requires substantive fact and/or reasonable logic. Faith-based thought plays no part in figuring out the TRUE nature of our existence. IN FACT, it REALLY only serves to purposefully screw up the analysis. It's like saying, "I want to believe that 2+3=6, so I'll just believe that 3 is the same thing as 4 to make it work." That's NO DIFFERENT than saying, "I want to believe that there's something more after my death, so I'll just believe that I have a soul that will be welcome in an eternal kingdom when I die."

Sure, you got the answer you wanted - but at the cost the integrity of the problem-solving. That's what faith is. It's the constant struggle not to know. It's coming up with a conclusion, and then only acknowledging that which supports it (it's why I hate the Creationism/Evolutionary Theory debate - if you believe in either of those things lock stock and barrel, then you're a completely ignorant moron and I don't ever want you talking to me. Ever.)

Faith is plain and simple intellectual dishonesty, nothing more. It's is a tool for the impatient, the lazy, and the stupid. Faith and reason will always be at odds. Why? Because faith, by derivative definition, is the complete opposite of reason. It's a quick-fix to the problems you can't find an answer for. I contend that the answers are out there - but instead of giving up the search and baselessly answering it with an unsubstantiated premise, I continue the philosophical pursuit.

I’ve heard people try and argue that, "faith is a requirement for knowing anything. In order to assume, believe in, or have faith in something, you must first have faith in the credibility of your own awareness and reasoning process." Of course, this notion is plainly from Thomas Aquinas who, if I remember correctly, once said "Reason in man is rather like God in the world." And Aquinas, great as a philosopher as he may have been, was an apologist. He was the textbook case of the detective with a theory seeing only the clues that validate his theory.

But that doesn't mean we can't entertain the notion.

OK, so let's entertain it. Stripped down to its skivvies, these people are basically saying that logic, physics, mathematics, existence, and reality itself are all things that have to be taken on faith. I'm guessing these people have recently been reading Descartes, because their idea of faith is apparently extrapolated from Descartes theory that this thing we call "life" is all a fantastic elaborate dream. Can I "prove" Descartes wrong? Nope. But I also can't "prove" that there isn't a herd of microscopic pink elephants in my bathtub either. You might notice I'm putting the word "prove" in quotation marks. That's because such a ridiculously high standard of proof is absurd. SO high that it defies rationality (and creeps dangerously close to nihilism) to even consider it.

I just pulled a soda from my fridge. Looking at it right now in my hand, I can't prove that what's inside isn't cyanide - but you know what? It's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very likely not cyanide. Why? Because I have no rational basis whatsoever for even remotely considering that conclusion. When I take a sip, that's not faith in it NOT being cyanide - that's a rational conclusion in that it IS beer. When I sit in the chair, it's not faith that it won't break - it's the rational conclusion that it has no known reason not to. When I start my car in the morning, that's not faith that it WILL start - it's a rational conclusion that it has no known reason NOT to start.

And hey, I might be wrong! It might BE cyanide, the chair might break, and my car MIGHT not start! But that doesn't say anything about faith - that merely says that the premises by which I derived my conclusion were incorrect. Back to Frisco, "if you ever run up against a contradiction, check your premises - something's wrong."

Saying that the most basic realities of reality must be taken on faith is absurd. Want proof? I'm standing right behind you - but the minute you look up from these words or towards your periphery, I'll disappear! Prove me wrong! Sound kind of stupid? Of course it does. That's your rational mind saying, "Don't be a fool. Realize reality."

And that's (to bring me back to my original point) what I do. I try to realize reality. Not to speculate about meta-reality or supernaturalism with nothing more than conjecture to guide me - but to understand THIS reality based on the most basic logical truths (axioms) that existence exists and that my rational mind is the means by which to understand this reality. The most simple, non-negative definition of Truth is: that which is consistent with reality. And Truth is knowable. Knowable, not by magical, mystical, or dogmatic means - but knowable by using the faculties by which human beings gain knowledge - by sensory perception, logical deduction, reasonable induction, and rationality. Logic, reason, rationality - put simply, is non-contradictory identification - and it is our only means of verifying the truth or falsity of our conclusions. Your subjective perceptions are meaningless. Your instincts and feelings and gut reactions are meaningless. Your particular brand of faith is meaningless. Your senses tell you only of a things existence, but what that thing actually is, can only be determined by your rational mind. This process is accomplished by reason. Reason is man's tool that for processing that which he senses. It is the rational beings standard of truth.

To quote the man who gives me something few people do - a person to look up to and aspire to be: "A process of reason is a process of constant choice in answer to the question: True or False? - Right or Wrong? It is the answers to such questions that gave you everything you have - and the answers came from a man's mind, a mind of intransigent devotion to that which is right. A rational process is a moral process. You may make an error at any step of it, with nothing to protect you but your own severity, or you may try and cheat, to fake the evidence and evade the effort of the quest - but if devotion to the truth is the hallmark of morality, then there is no greater, nobler, more heroic form of devotion than the act of the man who assumes the responsibility of thinking."

The faithful don't do that. They don't even try.
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The Nature of Love

I don't know about you, but I'd much rather be single forever than settle for some chick that doesn't have the whole package - looks, brains, personality, self-sufficiency, etc. Why SHOULD you settle for less than perfect? All that does is devalue and debase yourself. It's like going to a car dealership with the intent to buy a Ferrari - but they don't have any so instead of waiting for one to arrive, you settle for a Toyota. Screw that. You're sacrificing your wants and desires for the immediacy and convenience of what's in front of you. Anybody who would be willing to do that, don't ever call me. You wouldn't stand an ice cube's chance in hell with me.

Contrary to popular belief, relationships are not about selfless love and commitment and all that touchy-feely gag-me crap. Relationships are about VALUE. An intimate relationship is, in fact, little different than a business relationship. They are an exercise in mutual benefit exchange. You should want to be with a person because of what they have to offer you and for how they will be beneficial to your life. That person should ENHANCE your life, not take away from it by means of you having to sacrifice or compromise for them. You should WANT that person, not need them (to need a person means simply that you are incomplete by yourself, which is absolutely pathetic) - and they should WANT you in return. Relationships should be about selfishness and greed. Or more simply put, they should be about DESIRE.

You want to know what love is? THAT'S what love is: selfish, greedy DESIRE. When you say you love someone, that person should have something you WANT and who WANTS something from you, and the two of you should come together so that you can both profit simply by each others presence. And while I'm on the subject, a person shouldn't just give themselves freely to you. The way I figure it, that smacks of being easy. They should make you have to earn them by your merits - and they should be trying to earn the pleasure of YOUR company by theirs.

I can hear the rusty clanks of some of your guys' brains already. You're thinking, "He's insane. He's absolutely crazy. Love is about being willing to do anything, give up anything for that special someone." "Love isn't about selfishness," you say, "it's about selfLESSness."

Do you know what people are REALLY saying when they say that? They’re saying that love is altruistic in nature - and they couldn't be more wrong. Those who claim that selfless sacrifice is the ultimate act of love show only that they don't know what love is.

To love selflessly has to mean, by definition, that you derive NO personal pleasure or happiness from the company and the existence of the person you love. Pleasure and happiness are selfish things. The selfless lover is allowed neither. A selfless relationship based on settling or sacrifice or compromise, therefore, is a relationship based on and motivated only by pity for that person's need of you. And pitying them is the most insulting thing you can ever do to a person. A relationship based on pity basically says to a person, "Look, you're not perfect. You're not really what I want. You have X and Y and Z about you that I don't like - but I'm going to go ahead and be with you anyway. Aren't I a nice guy?" Good god, what a slap in the face. I shudder at the thought of people that would willingly debase themselves like that. I don't EVER want a chick I'm with to give up ANYTHING for me. I don't EVER want her to compromise who she is or sacrifice what she wants. I don't EVER want selfless love. And I expect nothing short of the same from her.

Love is not self-sacrifice. Love is the most profound assertion of your own needs and values. It is for your own happiness that you desire the person you love - and that is the greatest compliment, the greatest love you can pay that person.

"Love, friendship, respect, admiration are the emotional response of one man to the virtues of another, the spiritual PAYMENT given in exchange for the personal, selfish pleasure which one man derives from the virtues of another's character. Only a brute or an altruist would claim that the appreciation of another person's virtues is an act of selflessness, that as far as one's own selfish interest and pleasures are concerned, it makes no difference whether one deals with a genius or a fool, whether one meets a hero or a thug, whether one marries a woman or a sl*t." -Ayn Rand

Oh, and another thing - the people you love in life are a reflection of your own values. If you love the inept, the inferior, the stupid, the lazy and would sacrifice your life for their needs, then it shows exactly what YOU hold as a value: ineptitude, inferiority, stupidity, and laziness.

Think about that when you're thinking about compromising and sacrificing and settling for less when it comes to relationships.
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More Important Than Global Warming

Guys. Listen. This is serious. There is a very very serious threat facing our world, and if we don't take action now, our children and our children’s children will have to pay the price. You thought global warming was bad? This is worse. Much worse.

I read about this in Playboy the other day and thought it was a joke. Haha Hef, very funny - but then I looked it up. And the truth horrified me. So much so, that I haven't been able to sleep since.

"Scientists claim that due to decay from its orbit, the moon is destined to disintegrate in 5 billion years."

5 billion years!?!?! That's like, TOMORROW!!!!!! Feel free to scream in horror and curl into the fetal position in a corner. After I read that, I laid there crying and sucking my thumb for a good two hours.

Reading up on the subject, I discovered - much to my continued horror - that not only is the moon doomed, that destroyed chunks of the moon will fall to the Earth - killing millions upon millions. And then things get REALLY bad. Once the moon chunks are gone, the photosphere will hit the Earth causing it to eventually fall into the Sun.

This morning, I went out and joined the Democrat Party because this terrible threat is clearly the fault of Republicans. I don't know how and why, but I'm sure it has something to do with rich people, Wal-Mart, the War in
Iraq, racism, Atlas Shrugged, oil-based energy, not legalizing gay marriage, and our lack of a national health care plan. I'm quite certain that all these things are responsible for the moon being in such a precarious state.

We should be afraid. We should be very very afraid. And more importantly, we need to do something - now. My suggestion: make Bill Clinton "President For Life". Al Gore would work too. It's a universally accepted fact that nothing bad ever happened anywhere ever while they were in office, and the way I figure it, if we throw out the Republicans, it will stop the moon from disintegrating and raining terrible vengeance down our precious, precious non-existent future generations, and it will prevent the Earth from spiraling into the Sun.

I, for one, am quite willing to sacrifice my rights to life, liberty, and property to prevent this terrible thing from happening. And you should be to. And if you aren't - too bad, we're going to strip them from you anyway. Because this threat MUST be stopped. Not for our sake, but for the sake of our children. THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Don't question authority! Don't think! Don't ask questions! Your rights are meaningless in the face of this horrible threat!

The time to act is now! If you don't blindly believe everything a Democrat says, YOU WILL BE PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR DESTROYING THE MOON AND INCINERATING THE EARTH.
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Righteousness and Popular Opinion

 You ever think that people who are considered jerks are considered jerks because they're moral? That, really, they're not jerks at all - rather, that the rest of the world simply doesn't like people with strong convictions about what's right and what's wrong, with the brass to stand up for it, and the brainpower to defend it?

Forgive me if I sound conceited here, but I suspect that a lot of people are intimidated by me (though you'll find very very few who'd readily admit it). Mostly because I really really really know my stuff and because I will take apart someone's argument piece by piece until they have nothing left. And that scares the hell out of them, because they are terrified of having nothing left. What are they supposed to believe in if what they believed in has been systematically and completely refuted? People don't like that.

My mother (a Christian and a Bush-supporter) said to me the other day, "You know why people hate Christianity and George Bush? Sure, they might articulate some specific reasons - the war, the economy, bad priests, etc - but I think the real root of their hate comes from the fact that we're so certain about our beliefs and our actions. You'd probably call that dogmatism because it's faith-based belief [and she's right, I would], but the point is, it's not the results of our faith that people hate, it's our commitment to it in the face of their own insecurity."

And I think she made a really good point. People, on the whole, are stupid. They fumble their way through life maybe kicking up an indignant fuss every now and then, but basically adhering to the maxim that 'ignorance is bliss.' They WANT to be ignorant. Don't believe me? Find your average run-of-the-mill abortion supporter and sit her down to watch a sonogram and then an abortion - watch as she averts her eyes. They don't want to know. Knowing means having to re-evaluate everything you once stood for. And that's scary. People are insecure about that. People like to think they have a pretty good handle on the world around them, so they get really defensive when anybody starts shaking the snowglobe. They don't want to hear the facts, they don't want to see the reality, they just want to believe what they believe unchallenged. They want to live in non-absolutism - in "the gray area" (while ignoring the fact that the existence of gray necessitates the existence of black and white) because the gray area is "safe". Anything goes in the "gray area". They want to row their little boat in as calm a sea as they can, so they absolutely resent it when someone comes around and kicks up a wave by saying, "No sir, your belief/lifestyle/ideology is WRONG."

They'll initially argue with you, trying to salvage their own incorrect belief however they can - but remember, these are willfully ignorant people who have voluntarily chosen to AVOID knowing anything that might interfere with their happy little existence. They can't win. They simply don't have the means to do it, and even if they do, they either don't have the guts to stand up for themselves (standing up for yourself means risking ostracism) or they don't have the conviction to put the effort into proving - factually, logically, rationally - why they're right.

So then they start calling you names and/or demonizing you. And this isn't merely an emotional response to the situation - they do it on purpose and with a very specific reason: so that they can dismiss you and whatever you have to say, regardless of its validity or soundness. Why do you think people like comparing their opponents to Hitler? Hitler was a raving madman and an evildoer. Liken your opponent to Hitler and you can say, "Why should I listen to this guy? He's just like Hitler!" Completely fallacious, sure - but logic isn't exactly these guys' guiding star.

This is why I don't respond when people start calling me names or demonizing my character. I know what they're trying to do, so I don't let them do it. I just keep pressing them. And maybe I don't change THEIR mind, but they're the ones that have to look at themselves in the mirror know and wondering if that "jerk" was right. As does anyone else that might have been listening to us. And if they don't, then they have to look at themselves in the mirror and know that they're closed-minded and ignorant. But hey, some people prefer the life of being an intellectual fraud I guess.

And yes, sometimes I'm wrong. I'm human (*sigh*), I make mistakes. But I LIKE the waves. If I make a mistake, by all means, correct me. Fix my contradictions by identifying the false premise or incorrect logical step I made. I care only about being right, so I'm quite happy to find out when I'm wrong - but, of course, I will not respond to anything but reason. I don't care about your feelings, I don't care about your emotional response, I don't care about your gut instincts on a subject. You can't pull on my heartstrings, and you can't appeal to my non-existent sense of pity or empathy. I can't be guilted, I can't be shamed, I can't be demonized, and I can't be insulted. No one will EVER win an argument against me that way. Not ever. The people who have to resort to that show only that they don't have the rational faculty to refute me.

If that makes me an jerk, then fine. Whatever. I can handle that. If knowing right from wrong, if having the guts to stand up for it, and having the intelligence to defend it makes a person an jerk, then go ahead and call me one. Popular opinion has always meant precisely squat to me - especially if it comes at the cost of being righteous and having conviction in my righteousness.
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Children of Men

OK, so when it comes to movies, I am usually very very good at seeing the meaning behind the film. As far as I know, I'm one of those few people that has any idea what was going on in American Psycho (it helps that I've read the exponentially more disturbing novel), I could tell you something about 28 Days Later and Cabin Fever that would flat blow your mind, I even gleamed the philosophical message behind Total Recall (yes, believe it or not, there's more than just Arnold busting heads and saying, "I'll be back.") I'm good at that. I've always been good at that.

But for the life of me, I could not figure out what the point was behind Children of Men. Now, in fairness, this is probably because I spent the night holding a low-grade fever, unable to sleep, and being hopped up on aspirin and pedialyte - but I simply could not figure out what Children of Men was getting at.

OK, well, let me say this - yes, I get the whole notion that "children = hope." If they wanted to make that point, they did. It was clearly evident all throughout the entire movie, especially in the oh-so-climatic scene where the poor, huddled masses and the gun-toting soldiers all stopped to let Clive and Ugly Girl (I don't remember their names, so that's what I'll be calling them henceforth) walk past. "Children are great, children are wonderful, and in a dystopic world plagued by infertility, children are the future." Blah blah blah, yea, I get that. Any idiot could figure that out without having ever seen the movie.

But is that all there is? Because honestly, I can't see what else this movie has going for it. Clive is a pessimist all throughout the movie, Ugly Girl spends a lot of time looking pained and... ugly. Hippie Michael Caine doesn't really do much of anything but get stoned. The idiot masses all cry and mourn the death of the youngest person in the world. Angry Militant Black Guy chases Clive and Ugly Girl around - apparently for no reason other than he wants his terrorist group to have the leverage a baby would give them. And that's it. So you can see why I can see no deeper meaning in this film other than "children = hope".

I'm beginning to suspect that Children of Men is one of those movies like American Beauty or Crash - movies that are hailed as being great and deep and thought-provoking, but are either A) completely meaningless (American Beauty); or B) simply beating you over the head repeatedly with an obvious message (Crash). But, all the pea-brained masses out there rally around them so they're championed for their greatness despite the fact that they're completely devoid of any.

I so completely resent movies like this. What'd Crash win, like 3 Oscars? Crash was horrible. It's touted as this great film talking about racism and prejudice and how it exists everywhere. The black people who preach on about the plight of the black man then go off to boost cars. The white rich guy tells his black coworker he's looking for a way to spin something so it's more black friendly. Tony Danza doesn't think his screenplay is real enough if the black guy isn't talking jive. The Persian shopkeeper gets his place sprayed with "rag head" and then blames the Mexican who kept trying to tell him to fix his door. The kindly white cop who hates his racist partner and picks up a black guy then kills him because he's so certain that he's going for a gun. The Hispanic woman flies off the handle about being called Mexican a few scenes after she's seen mocking an Asian lady's ability to drive. GREAT. I GET IT. RACISM EXISTS. So what? What the hell is your point?

Is Crash trying to say that, when push comes to shove, no matter how non-racist we try to be, we're all a bunch of hypocrites that eventually only end up seeing skin color? If so, then that's nonsense. I hate
Hollywood. That whole movie basically amounted to the Hollywood left repeating their party line: "Gosh, racism is, like, bad and stuff."

Well gee, no duh.

And don't even get me started on American Beauty - a film that had NOTHING to do with ANYTHING other that sit there and glorify a middle-aged pot smoking pedophile going through a mid-life crisis while talking about how great litter is. (ps. I love that episode of Family Guy where Peter is filming the bag blowing in the wind talking about beauty and the complexity of nature, and then the camera pans up to God who shouts, "It's a plastic bag! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is!?!") Are you serious? Half a dozen Oscars for that completely meaningless piece of garbage?!

And unless someone can tell me what I'm missing, I figure that Children of Men will be going up on the list with these other two: movies that the idiot masses fawn all over because of their apparent depth and complexity - but really are completely meaningless of anything other than a totally simplistic message. Well gee thanks Children of Men - you could have just SAID that at the beginning and saved me an hour and a half of having to see that ugly girl.

Why do people LIKE movies like this?! Are they so completely stupid that they champion crap like this because it makes them feel smart when they see something that is, at best, pseudo-intellectual tripe (but at least it's pseudo-intellectual tripe that they can understand and wrap their pea brains around)?

Gah! I had such high hopes for this movie because Clive Owen usually makes really great movies. (Inside Man anyone?) But, unless I'm completely missing something, Children of Men was a complete waste of time.
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Environmentalists Are Evil

 I've said this before and I'll say it again: environmentalists depend on EVERYONE ELSE to further their causes. Pick your cause - recycling, reducing global warming, stopping deforestation, etc etc - the perpetuation of these causes require ME to do something (or not do something). Environmentalism is about control - control of everyone else. Depriving them of their autonomy to serve a goal they don't necessarily care about.

Recycling, for instance. I'm not an environmentalist. I don't give a rip about the environment. You think recycling is important? Fine, recycle your silly little heart out. But that's not enough for environmentalists. It's not enough for THEM to recycle - they want ME to recycle too. Well, screw you very much - I don't feel like it. Then, of course, comes the force (ask a Washingtonian what happens if he doesn't sort his cans and bottles).

It's like a religion. "We promote a good message and we want what's best for the world and for humanity. We want people to live a good life - and to do so, they must follow this moral code: Thou shalt not use an internal combustion engine. Thou shalt carry thine recyclables to the blue bins every Thursday. Thou shalt limit thine showers to 5 minutes, using a showerhead approved by the Church. Thou shalt hug trees. Breaking these commandments shall result in a horrible retribution. The skies will burn, the oceans will boil, all life will die."

Sound familiar? Kind of like a certain gilded-edge book? It's actually worse than most religions - because environmentalists are all about forcible conversion. All defensible in the name of "the greater good".

Greater good? For who? Not me - the guy who LIKES his 30min showers under his 2.5gpm showerhead, the guy who WOULD rather just toss everything in the dumpster rather than spend time picking through his trash, the guy who LIKES driving his v10 gas-guzzling luxury vehicle. I don't think so.

The difference between environmentalists and me is, while we may share a desire not to live a life in a radiation suit, I'm not willing to tell others what to do to avoid that particular doomsday scenario.
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Screw the Jedi. They suck.

Anyone who likes the Jedi or thinks their way of life is admirable or should be emulated is a moron. The Jedi preaches a life filled with hypocrisy and self-denial and sets a nonsensical ideological standard that not even THEY could live up to. Let's look at what a few prominent Jedi's had to say in their time:

"Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes!" -Obi Wan
Oh really Obi Wan? Then what'd you mean when you said, "Chancellor Palpatine is evil!"? And when Anakin had the audacity to disagree with you on this point, why didn't you say, "I see your point and respect it as a possibility, see you later" rather than saying "You are lost!" and then maiming him and leaving him for dead. If Jedi's don't deal in absolutes, then why isn't there a place for the Sith in this universe?

Not to mention the fact that "only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

"A Jedi has compassion for all living things in the universe!" -Obi Wan
Hmm, so is that why you dismembered your best friend and then let him catch on fire and burn - and not even to death mind you! You just wandered away while he laid there writhing limbless and in agony. So very compassionate Master Jedi.

Compassion... sheesh, this from the guy who BRAINWASHED A TOTAL STRANGER into "going home and rethinking his life" simply because he offered you a cigarette. What the hell Obi Wan.

"Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic... to democracy!" -Obi Wan
Wait... wasn't it the revered Mace Windu who suggested, "The Jedi Council will have to take control of the Senate to ensure a peaceful transition." And didn't Yoda, the unofficial leader of the Jedi tacitly agree to this by merely saying that they should "take great care" in doing so?

"The Jedi are selfless... they only care about others." -Anakin Skywalker
Yea, I guess that's why they were so eager to give you that big "F.U." without ANY explanation of putting you on the counsel but not granting you the rank of "Master." They may as well have slapped you while they were at it. And let's not forget the fact that they'd flat expel you from their order if they found out that you had the audacity to fall in love with and marry that wife of yours.

And I happen to remember a guy named Qui-Gon who attempted to screw over a Toydarian that didn't want to take Republican Credits because they were basically worthless on Tatooine. Yes, selfless - that's the perfect word to describe attempting to brainwash someone so you could effectively rip them off. They only care about others. Uh huh, sure. And then he used the Force to rig the results of a chance cube. Nice.

"Destroy the Sith we must." -Yoda
Hmm, how compassionate, selfless, and non-absolutist of you Master Yoda.

"Blast. This is why I hate flying."
...
[after Anakin jumps out of a speeder] "I hate it when he does that." -Obi Wan

Wait... didn't Yoda once say, "Hate leads to suffering."

Shame on you Obi Wan. Shame on you.

"Only the Dark Lord of the Sith knows of our weakness. If informed the senate is, multiply our adversaries will." -Yoda
So let me get this straight Yoda... you and your counsel sit there and whine about the shady politics that Palpatine plays, but you have no problem whatsoever with the small group of people who have the ability to manipulate the all-powerful Force blatantly deceiving the people they claim to serve so they can retain their political power position.

That's great Yoda. That's just great. May I remind you how you described Count Dooku after he joined the dark side: "Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now." (ps. is "These aren't the droids you're looking for" considered deceit? I think so!)

Green little hypocrite.

...

And let's take a look at the oh-so-wonderful Jedi Code.

"There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no death; there is the Force."
"There is no emotion; there is peace." - Yea, peace through strict conformity. Are you sure you want to call yourselves the Jedi Counsel? Perhaps "Tetragrammaton Council" is more fitting. When you anesthetize grief and jealousy and rage, you anesthetize your sister impulses of joy, love, and elation as well.

"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge." - But knowledge of the Dark Side is strictly forbidden. We want you staying ignorant on THAT subject... And let's not forget what Yoda said to Obi Wan when he "had to know the truth" about Anakin: "If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find." Better not to know, huh Yoda? Ignorance is bliss?

"There is no passion; there is serenity." - Without passion, there is no desire. Without desire, there is no ambition. Without ambition, there is no progress. I think what you meant by "serenity" was "stagnation".

Seriously man, screw the Jedi. Everything about the Jedi Counsel and the Jedi Code and the Jedi Ideology is complete nonsense. I'd be a Sith Lord over a Jedi any day of the freakin' week.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.


THAT is the code of a man who is alive and free and recognizes and respects himself as an individual - a man who puts purpose to his life, and embraces what life has to offer. THAT is the code of a man who can do anything.
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Food Snobbery

I spent a good portion of the day having an offsite discussion of the "merits" of organic food. Now, I don't really want to talk about organic food. I've done that all day. I want to instead talk about food snobbery in general - because I've been seeing a lot of it.

You know, I don't really talk about my personal life too much on here - but for those that didn't know, I'd had a somewhat non-serious relationship for the last couple weeks. You know, nice girl, fun to hang out with, pretty, genuinely interested in me. It was nice, but, as I recently told her, there probably wasn't any long-term potential there. We're not really seeing each other anymore - but that's beside the point as far as this post is concerned.

One of the things I really didn't like about her was that she was very much a snob about food. Now don't get me wrong - I have a discerning palate and I can tell a meal at Del Frisco from something that came out of a can. But you know, more and more it seems like I'm becoming a minority in the fact that I'm quite happy to eat something out of a can (or, pertaining to my earlier discussion - something that's been sprayed with chemicals and had its genes manipulated).

I don't like food snobbery. Much to most peoples’ chagrin, I'm extremely arrogant and elitist - but you know what, if food is good, it's good. I don't need to eat $20 tomatoes that had the benefit of growing in some hippy's backyard and being tenderly massaged every 3 hours. The regular mass-produced tomatoes are the same exact thing. In fact, they're probably even BETTER since they have the "better living through chemistry" on their side.

Now, you know, I like cooking. And I'm pretty good at it, if I do say so myself. If I sit down and really commit to it, I can cook up a darned tasty dish. But I really don't have the time. On any given day, I usually spend about 10-12 hours in the office and 5-7 hours sleeping. So, those remaining hours are very much leisure time for me, and I want to enjoy it. I want to go have a cocktail out by the pool, or screw around online, or watch TV, rather than stand over my hot stove. As a result, I tend to be very OK with simple food. A pound of beef and some Hamburger Helper, and I'm a happy man. Stouffer's Lasagna? It tastes good and all I gotta do is throw it in the oven. Last week, I picked up one of those Chicken Alfredo Skillet Meals. Open the bag, pour it on a skillet, and heat. I love that.

That Skillet Meal was, in part, what led me to decide that there's no real future with Jen. She called me at work last week, wanted to hang out, I told her I'd be home around 7 and that I'd make dinner and we could watch The Shield. Well, she must have had something else in mind when I said "make dinner" because she pretty much completely turned up her nose at the Chicken Alfredo Skillet Meal I opened up. Like she was above it or something. Well screw her, I ate the whole thing and she snacked on rice cakes and went home hungry and angry. (And Jen, if you're reading this: even though I don't have a sticker that says "Organic" on me - bite me. You're a cool chick, but get the hell over yourself.)

I had a similar conversation with friend of mine about my eating habits. She seems to think that I could be eating better, getting more enjoyment from my food. She seems to think that a fancy adjective and a jacked up price tag means it's "better". But it's not. That's effective advertising that's CONVINCED her that it's better simply because it's "organic". All she's buying is the label. (Kinda like the glue-sniffing, kleptomaniac guarantee-fairy, if you know what I'm referring to. ;)

I'm easy to please when it comes to food. As long as it tastes good, I'm happy. In the immortal words of Chris Rock, "I'd eat a cows [butt] if you cooked it right." A free-range chicken tastes no different than one that's been in a tiny cage all its life after it's been breaded and baked. At least, not to me. But then again, I guess I'm in that minority of non-food snobs.

I don't really care where my food comes from. I don't care what it took to make it. I don't care what its backstory is. All I care about is that it tastes good. And you know what? That easy-peasy Chicken Alfredo TASTED GOOD. I enjoyed it. Those frozen lasagnas TASTE GOOD. And I was glad I didn't have to spend an hour in the kitchen cutting chicken and making sauce and boiling noodles and chopping vegetables. I was glad I could spend $6 bucks getting a pre-made meal rather than spending five times as much to get all the particular ingredients. If you want to marry me and be a Stepford Wife and spend hours making extra-delicious meals, I won't turn that down. But you know what? I'm just as cool with something quick and easy and delicious.

Is there something better? Would the Chicken Alfredo at Martorano be better than the frozen stuff? Of course! But that doesn't mean that the frozen stuff is bad. That doesn't mean it's not a perfectly enjoyable dinner. Unlike SOME people, I'm not going to turn my nose up at it simply because it came out of a freezer instead of some hippy's compost heap.

I remembered a Penn and Teller episode about this subject and I tracked it down today just so I could quote it - because they put it ever so perfectly:

A very small percentage of the world's population is fortunate enough to have the luxury of turning down food. The rest of the world spends most of its time trying to get ANY food. You know why? Technological problems. They've got dirt, they've got water, they've got sun - but they lack the technical ability to till or enrich the soil, they lack the machines to plant enough to feed their families, they lack the hybrid plants that produce more food per acre. We need to spread all the technology all we can, so that all people everywhere can deal with the "problem" of too much food. We can't start getting picky because we've got enough food. That's just self-centered and racist. UNLESS YOU AND YOURS ARE STARVING, YOU NEED TO SHUT. THE F***. UP.

Damn right.

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God I Love Wal-Mart

I freakin' LOVE Wal-Mart. I love everything about this store (except, of course, actually going in one and making my way thorough the hordes of dregs milling about). I tell ya... Wal-Mart is pretty much the greatest thing to happen to America in decades. And I love how they play their game. They make no bones about it. They say to their customers, to their employees, to their stockholders: "Who needs who more?"

Whiny socialists hate the fact that, where it stands now, the people need Wal-Mart a lot more than Wal-Mart needs people. People like that love to complain whenever they're on the tail-end of bargaining power. And when it comes to Wal-Mart, they are ALWAYS on the tail end. Employees try to unionize? "Screw you, we'll close the store." Small (or large!) business owner going down the crapper? "Screw you, don't cry just because you can't compete." Wal-Mart gets to set the pace, because what the hell are you going to do about it? Not shop there? Noooo... the "have my cake and eat it too" crowd NEVER does that... instead, they run crying to mommy government and tug on her skirttails bleating, "It's... it's not f..f..faaaair! They're meanies! Stop them!"

You know why Wal-Mart gets away with all these things some folks find atrocious? Because the public LETS them. For all the hemming and hawing the socialists do, they never use their ultimate bargaining chip - they never stop supporting them by shopping there. Oh sure, maybe a few smug middle/upper class socialists who can afford to pay higher prices elsewhere will support Mom & Pop's Shop out of principle - but for most people, when it comes to shopping for all the nice stuff we want, we go for the best deal. People LOVE Wal-Mart (even if I'm the only one to actually admit it) because Wal-Mart gives them what they want at a great price. So, despite all their so-called hatred of Wal-Mart, they still continue to shop there. Instead of saying, "I don't like your practices, so you're not getting one red cent from me," they say, "I don't like your practices, but I am a stupid braying donkey that, in an exercise of blatant hypocrisy, still shops at your store anyway." For all their indignant huffing and puffing, it turns out that they're not SO bothered by Wal-Mart that they won't shop there.

And if that's the case - if you and those likeminded with you are unwilling to go without the benefit Wal-Mart offers you, then you have no right to complain about them. Consumers have all the power in the world to drive a place like Wal-Mart out of business. They simply choose not to use it. And Wal-Mart knows it, and they use it to their advantage. GOOD FOR THEM! Good for them for taking advantage of people's unwillingness to go without what they have to offer.
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Republicans vs. Democrats

There's a great line in last month's Playboy from a Curtis White article. I had previously never heard of Curtis White before this, but based on a couple reviews of his books at Amazon, he seems like an OK guy. Neither right nor left, not quite Republican not quite Democrat - and in this article, he's criticizing both Al Franken (who might actually be worth listening to if he wasn't so obnoxious all the time) and the American concept of saying "I love America" (be it a left-winger or a right-winger who says it).

Anyway, in this article he writes: "By saying such things - 'Al Franken conspires with conservatives to create authoritarianism? WHAT?' - I have, of course, made myself monstrous. I am beyond the pale. An extremist. Un-American to be sure. I should probably be made to sleep with the feral dogs out beyond the city walls. But since I've come this far, I might as well have the virtue of incorrigibility and say what Franken won't say: To prefer a Democrat to a Republican is at best to prefer a death by a thousand cuts to a good, clean bullet to the base of the skull."

Makes sense to me. If I'm going to be screwed over either way (and I am), I'd rather that Dubya blow my brains out at the end of the day over Gore/Kerry/Clinton spending the day slowly torturing me to death.

A wasteful, futile, pointless war on terror that sends thousands of people who volunteered for the job to their death I can handle. But a left-wing mouthbreather who is more concerned with the hospital bills of all the fat, lazy, jobless, Jerry Springer watching, high school dropout indigents out there, or the "threat" of global freakin’ warming, or what the worthless opinions that France and Sweden and Canada have about America are, than with protecting the freedom, liberty, autonomy, individualism, and federalism of citizens to do what they want, when they want, so long as it doesn't interfere with anyone else's rights to life, liberty and property? Forget it. The choice is clear.
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Faith and Apologism

You know, I don't really mind religion. I don't have a problem with religious people having faith. Their devotion to supernatural fairy tales affect me none. I think they're stupid, don't get me wrong, but I'm not against it. I'm not going to begrudge them having their faith. I DO have a problem, though, with religious people using that faith as a means of justification. I have a problem when religious people back up their arguments by basically deferring to God when they know damn well that God is a completely unjustified assertion. They start pulling that crap, and I go after them. Hard.

But as little respect as I have for the religiously devout, I have to say I'm a little bugged by people who needlessly antagonize religious folks. That's nothing but an effort at mockery created and acclaimed by a bunch of angry, hateful people who want to thumb their nose at religious people. Mostly the Christians. And that ain't cool. I mean, they may as well walk up to a priest and spit on him, or walk into a baptism and turn on loud gangsta rap, for no reason other than they hate anyone and anything religious.

I'd like to think that I don't antagonize them for the sake of antagonizing them - I merely point out their idiocy when they open their mouths.

Christian apologists are the most annoying ones, I think. You know the ones I'm talking about? The folks who tell you they believe in God, but they're not mindless zealots - oh no... they "question stuff". They try to find reasons to justify their belief. But any detective will tell you, that's a bad way to do things. Once you make a conclusion about something uncertain, the only clues you find from there on out are the ones that validate your conclusion. And that's exactly what happens to apologists.

But it gets worse. They love saying stuff like, "I believe that God exists, and that he created me and my brain. Therefore I believe he wants me to use it." Does anybody besides me see the glaring contradiction there? Funny how the Bible is right there in black and white, and yet everyone seems to presume they know the mind of God.

"I believe he wants…"

I love it when Christians say that (heck, any religious person). What they fail to realize is, it's not about what THEY believe he wants (btw, Muslim’s have a belief about what God wants too - and it yields much more violent results), it's about what GOD wants. And he TELLS you what he wants. Hell, he gave us an enumerated list for pete's sake.

And there's the rub.

You know the real pain about faith? You CAN'T question it. You either believe it completely and without question, or it ceases to be faith. Faith, by definition, is belief in something without proof or evidence or with complete disregard to proof/evidence to the contrary. If your faith told you that we live in a geocentric universe, and I come around with my telescope and say, "Hey, guess what - the sun is actually the center and we revolve around it," do you look through the telescope? You can't, because doing so is to doubt the word of your god, your faith. To HAVE faith, you have to PURPOSELY refuse to think rationally in order to preserve it. Faith, simply put, is a constant struggle NOT to know things.

Commandment 1: I AM THE LORD THY GOD, THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE GODS BEFORE ME.

Know what that means? It's not just a law against worshipping other gods. It means that replacing the "mystery of the divine" with physical means and with emphasis put on knowledge and the ability to reason and man's own senses is a sin. Or more simply, to have anything BUT faith is a sin.

And that's bad news. Once you're in for a penny, you're in for a pound. And then you're screwed. You've completely left the realm of rationality. Faith is a substitution for knowledge when knowledge is lacking, but it's completely baseless. It's the antithesis of reason. It's believing opposed to thinking. And you don't want to do that. Why? Because it defies man's tools of knowledge and creates the opportunity for contradictions. Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a contradiction in reality. By the Law of Identity, there can't be. As Fransisco d'Anconia might say, "if you ever run up against a contradiction, check your premises - something's wrong." Reason is man's tool that for processing that which he senses. It is the rational beings standard of truth. Replacing reason with faith will do nothing but invalidate your conclusion.

Stay away from it.
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